My readers... I love you all... but you are the most selfless, least grabby folks on the Internet. I've seen bloggers giving away $5 gift cards to 7-11 and chicks were clawing at each other in the comment section to get to it.
Please read the post below this one and let me know what I can possible give TO YOU! By noon!
You may enter in as many drawings as you like. It's because I love you all dammit! Take my love. Take it, I said!
You there... lurker... I love you!
All you folks doing searches on "plantar wart toe" - I LOVE YOU!
All you people searching for "nude UNO" and "boy art" - not so much love. Go away.
I have spoken.
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(Oh crap! Or maybe I've just chosen really sucky prizes and it would have been better to get the 7-11 gift cards.)
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Please Don't Be Shy!
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I just found your blog by searching for "nude plantar wart toe boy-love".
I might be a lurker or a regular reader but.....Can I still enter to win the worthless prize???
I don't know what I did to my keyboard to make that spring up as anonymous. Sorry.
Some of my search engine terms for today:
"show me some young hot male bulges"
"very-well-endowed-baby"
"male teachers bulge pants"
"young buldging cameltoe"
I shit you not.
Reading this I had to go check my keywords today. Sigh...they include, but are not limited to:
manscape erections
Rick Springfield rubbing material (I don't even want to imagine)
footrub moaning
Stay classy, Internet!
If I drink a G&T too, will that improve my chances at winning a prize? For the hat???
I'm keen on your choice of prizes! Maybe your readers are just really awesome peeps, unlike the majority of greedy americans! ;) well, expect for the occasional evil white cat prowling around here. :) mee-ow!
I do not have any sitemeters set to my blog. I decided against it because I really didn't want to get too caught up in how people were finding me (I tend to obsess) and how many people were reading. It would actually scare me too much.
Anyway, since you asked, I would totally take that hat off your hands.
Considering I already have 4 bins filled for next spring's garage sale, I will have to pass on more crap. But I hope you are able to find a happy home for all of it!
I am totally jonesing for that Anti Monkey Butt powder. Throw my name into the hat (hopefully to be drawn out of the other cool prize that AMBP cap).
I like the monkey butt powder, but I was hoping for some hits from the 40-year old virgin googlers... Maybe I will have to change my title??? or maybe I should give a prize too?
Love the new look, Alice!
Oh, honey pie, we love you without the prizes!
Your mere presence is gift enough, Alice.
I should win a prize for Best Butt-Kisser.
I've never seen such a love fest.
Actually, it's scaring me. :)
You rock all on your own, Alice. No bribery required to come here. :)
WAAAAAY past Sunday, Noon. But, here I am in all my glory. Just lovin' you to death. And you don't even need to give me nuthin'. Just because.
Noon on what day? What time zone? Where am I? Who am I? And where are my keys?
I just had to share this new search engine term I just got:
"can u pop someones blood vessel in their eye by farting in their face"
damn..I totally missed out...I haven't been on the net in a few days..seems like a freaking eternity...
I was on a blogging break in the West...sorry I missed it...but I have to tell you I would have prefered the 7-11 card while on my trip...they don't have them here....can you say free Slurpees!
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