I was about to hunker down in the WC for what I thought might be an extended period of time, when I realized I'd already exhausted the reading material on the side of the Lightdays box. I quickly fished around the bathroom until I found a book on the history of the Civil War nestled under some Q-Tips. I pondered, "WTF is that doing in here are where is my copy of Star with Brad Pitt on the front?"
Book: "As the South becomes desperate, Southern soldiers fight harder than ever. Do you remember when Cortes faced Montezuma in Mexico City?"
Book: "Do you remember that the Aztec leader would not surrender?"
Book: "Do you remember what happened?"
Book: CHAPTER 25: SPEECHES AT GETTYSBURG
Alice: WTF happened in Mexico City? Don't leave me hanging stupid book!
"He was the kind of general who didn't worry much about military theories. He just outkilled and outlasted his enemy."