Alice has been working the system to obtain employment since BoyChild and GirlChild are both kickin' the elementary school scene this year.
Alice has been Googling the hell out of past universities to find obscure phone numbers and zip codes. And trying to figure out her GPA for education related classes minus the grades she received in Bowling, Golf and Ceramics I divided by the number of classes she skipped in 8:00 am Philosophy and Human Growth and Development. *damn, I'm nodding off just writing those classes down*
People.... philosophy at 8:00 am is just a bad idea. Don't do it.
Alice has been poppin' the xanax like they were tic-tacs.
Alice is starting to talk like Rickey.
If things go well on Friday, I will most likely be disappearing for several days. For a chick who hasn't taught in a classroom in over twelve years - the prospect is daunting. Especially with only a handful of days before school starts and one pair of capris that don't look trashy.
It things go badly, I'll be hunkering down with V.Ice, my tic-tacs and a needle and working up a whole new wardrobe for V.Ice's upcoming weekly sitcom. Since I'll be jobless. And have ample free time. Ample free time to Google more pics of men's beach volleyball player, Phil Dalhausser. Hey....shut up! It calms me down. See... I'm calm already.
Do a girl a favor and click some smileys over at Humor-Blogs since I may not be around for a bit.
Thursday, August 14, 2008