Comic Book Guy: Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
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Suzanne and Eddie & Patsy
Suzanne: Julia, I am just here to visit Mother and pick up a car. I do not want to have any cultural experiences. As for seeing the "real" Japan, I've noticed that whenever people start talking about seeing the "real" anything, what they're talking about, basically, is hanging around with poor people. Now, I say I don't hang around with poor people at home, why should I do it on vacation?
Eddie: La Croix sweetie, La Croix
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Mulder and Daffy
Scully: Oh my God, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?
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Lucille & Chris (in the Morning)
Chris Stevens: Today, a belated apology to the much maligned Chicken Little. It turns out you were right - the sky is falling. The National Space Administration informs us that Uncle Sam's Com-Sat 4 satellite is in a rapidly decaying orbit. That's their way of saying a ton of angry space trash is heading back home at fifteen thousand miles an hour. What does that make me think of? Makes me think of a triceratops, innocently munching a palm frond when out of the sky, whammo, a meteor sucker punches old mother Earth. Next thing you know, that triceratops, along with a hundred and seventy-five million years of dinosaur evolution, is nothing but history. To that unsung triceratops and all its kin, here's a song for you...
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You needn't comment. This was just thrown out in a moment of ho-hum-dom on a Friday evening.
21 Comments :
Well I'm commenting anyway!
Your sense of humor is like a finely tuned Mercedes Benz!
I ♥ Cartman and Hawkeye!
I wouldn't have commented except you mentioned Lucille Bluth. Anytime someone shares my love of AD we are instant BFF's. Hello bff!
I had to say I am so with you on Chris in the morning. I love Northern Exposure..I have a few seasons on dvd. I also totally heart Ed..remember him? the film-maker dude..I am still crushing on that man!
Seinfeld and Northern on my all time fav shows. :)
Basil = Complete awesomeness. I could not get enough of that show and honestly the role I like him in best.
Lucille! I just have love for ALLL of the Arrested Development cast.
And YUM! Mulder is so hot. Or should I say "foxy?" Hahaha, stupid pun.
Oh, I'm commenting! How do you come up with this stuff girl? You make me laugh late at night on a Friday night. I've scared the sleeping kids with my giggles. Thanks!
Bee - Thanks for commenting anyway. Babycakes stayed home today and it's not like I didn't have ample time for futzing around.
Sean - Someone currently has my Season 1 DVDs of Arrested Development and it's starting to cheese me off. Because I can't remember who I lent them too. BFF!
Kelly - *sigh* Yeah, both Ed and Chris were completely awesome and lovely. I miss that show.
Sparklie - Have you ever watched the Vicar of Dibley? You might like that although it's not as crazy as Fawlty Towers.
Angela - Thanks for the inspiration and yeah, Mulder was pretty damned Foxy. If folks phoned me during X-Files I'd answer all pissy.
Di - I'm glad you got a kick out of this because I just felt super lame smacking this up with no commentary. : )
Oh my gosh! I had the world's hugest crush on Christ Stevens growing up. Seriously, I was madly in love with that man.
You mentioned Suzanne Sugarbaker. You are so my friend.
I'm commenting so I can do my Gaspy Geeky Gush for David Duchovny!
I'm happily married but if Mulder ever wanted to probe me with his scientific wang, I'd let him.
I'm glad you told us not to comment, because I am too awestruck by your genius to come up with the appropriate words.
I wanna take my next vacation inside your brain. You know, take the guided tour, snap a few shots, buy a tee shirt, make my friends jealous...
Sarah - Yeah...he was the total package. Hot and thinky.
Robyn - I only wished I could have found a picture of her waving a gun around.
Elastic - He falls into the hot and thinky package too. I'm starting to see a pattern of men I find attractive.
ThatGirl - It's not genius, it's madness I tell you! You'd get lost. I like bits and pieces of most everything I've come in contact with so my mind can only be navigated by myself. On the other hand, if you do get lost in there, it's bound to be entertaining.
Cartman and Basil - Mulder and Daffy!! Hilarious!
I love me some Ab Fab. My fave line ever was when Patsy saw Saffy sitting on the staircase. "Eddie, there's something horrible on the stairs! Oh. It's just you."
No, I haven't. I'll have to look into that!
I SOOOO wanted to be Suzanne Sugarbaker when I grew up! Suzanne and Whitley Gilbert from "Different World". Basically, I wanted to be a rich, spoiled, southern belle with a heart of gold and great shoes. Well, I got the shoes!
I'm only commenting to mention that I'm still ahead. But judging from your comments, you are much funnier and better liked than I am--so you win.
p.s. I love Basil!
I love Mulder! That quote cracks me up, hehehe.
I miss Chris in the Morning... I had such a crush on him... But I don't think I've forgiven John Corbett for being on Sex and the City yet. Ah well...
Chris Stevens.......ROWR. Love his voice. And I wish the Ab Fab girls had a blog.
Nothing from Cartman? LMAO! Loved this post :-)
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